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Today, I sweat on purpose for the first time in a while. I should exercise more.

  • 8 months ago
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Last night… I let out a fart. But I wasn’t sure if Helen was sleeping. If she heard it, that would be awkward.
Melinda Lau
  • 9 months ago
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This is my way of stickin’ it to the man.
John Zhang. At new oriental market, JZ orders his food to-go in order to avoid paying the 25 cents for getting a takeout box when you eat in.
  • 9 months ago
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David Bowie…isn’t that a fictional character? Oh wait…he was in the alamo, right?
Melinda Lau
  • 9 months ago
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Europe Trip is now REAL LIFE.

  • Sarina: I'M EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HELP IT
  • me: AHHHHHHHHH
  • Sarina: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • me: IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!
  • Sarina: ZZZOMG
  • me: awoejf;lawekfja;lsekfjsadl;kfjasdlfjk
  • Sarina: is this real life?? is this really happening???
  • me: hahahahaha
  • Sarina: AAACKKKK
  • me: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
  • Sarina: AWPOIGNVA;OLDIKJGVASDF
  • me: IT IS DONE!!!
  • me: EUROPE!!!!!!!!!
  • me: !!!!!!1
  • Sarina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAASMILING
  • me: HEEEHEEEHEEE
  • 9 months ago
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ANGRY MELISSA RANT: Singapore 2011
I think Singapore is best summed up as a list of things I would do differently next time. ;) Don’t worry, Taiwan is a much happier story. 
Get a hotel when you land at 2AM instead NOT sleeping and walking around for another 10 hours...especially after being trapped in a tiny coach seat next to a crying baby on a plane for 18 hours and desperately wanting a shower and a nice, comfy bed.
Do not get a terrible hotel. Check-in time is at 3. At that time, the Marina Bay Sands had one out of our four rooms ready. We had to sit around and wait another hour and a half to get the rest of our rooms. I don’t care if it has an infinity pool magically being held over three towers by the souls of 3,000 Singaporean laborers that died building it. If a hotel is FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS a night, I better be getting my room on time. 
Do not get a hotel in a terrible location. Never, ever get a hotel that is a 10 minute walk from the subway. OUTSIDE. 3-5 minutes is sufficient. 1-2 minutes is ideal. But 10 minutes?! Unacceptable. I could find a hotel half the price that’s 5 times closer to the subway. WHY WOULD PEOPLE PAY $500 A NIGHT FOR THIS HOTEL?! THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME. That brings me to the next point…
Do not get a hotel that is infuriatingly expensive. #2 and #3 would have been less MADDENING if the hotel was a more reasonable price. 
Do not get a hotel in food siberia. The only choice was the hotel mall’s food court. Overpriced…and my last breakfast there gave me indigestion for the next half of the trip. Imagine feeling like you’re about to burp something up…for 20 hours. Good thing I had pepto. Hooray!
Do not order drinks from incompetent people. At the food court, the server got my order wrong. Her only response: “Oh…Sorry! Heehee!” Verdict: Yes, Singaporean service is stupider than your pet rock. 
Do not let a non-foodie to pick places to eat. If I’m going to travel halfway across the world (for your wedding reception, nonetheless…) I better be devouring 20 tons of DELICIOUS food instead picking at tasteless food that gives people food poisoning in the form of fevers and butt explosions.
Do not travel with 14 people. Everyone has their own priorities… and it is impossible for 14 people to leave on time for anything, ever. We went to breakfast in the hotel mall food court and half the people left stuff in their room. Guess how long we waited for them? An HOUR. I don’t know how that was even possible. 
Do not go to Singapore.Why? Because Hong Kong is superior. 
— Hong Kong is cheaper. Singapore prices are on par with the US, or even higher. BOO. 
— I can find better, cheaper, more authentic food in Hong Kong.
— You can get around with English just fine in Hong Kong, too.
— Hong Kong’s subway is one of the cleanest, most efficient systems in the world. 
— Hong Kong loves their a/c. Singapore hates a/c. WHY?
— You can spend the whole day in Hong Kong without stepping outside. (Hello, shiny malls!) WIN. Do not go outside. Singapore is humid, which means if you are outside for more than one second, you will drown in a pool of your own sweat. True story. DO NOT go on a rain forest hike (skipped out on that one, thankfully), or spend five hours at the zoo, or walk around the smelly streets of little India. Instead, stay in your terribly managed, air-conditioned hotel room and swim in the infinity pool or laze in the hot tub. The end. 

Congratulations Singapore. You just broke the 10 commandments of traveling while killing 10 baby kittens. :(
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ANGRY MELISSA RANT: Singapore 2011

I think Singapore is best summed up as a list of things I would do differently next time. ;) Don’t worry, Taiwan is a much happier story.
  1. Get a hotel when you land at 2AM instead NOT sleeping and walking around for another 10 hours...especially after being trapped in a tiny coach seat next to a crying baby on a plane for 18 hours and desperately wanting a shower and a nice, comfy bed.
  2. Do not get a terrible hotel. Check-in time is at 3. At that time, the Marina Bay Sands had one out of our four rooms ready. We had to sit around and wait another hour and a half to get the rest of our rooms. I don’t care if it has an infinity pool magically being held over three towers by the souls of 3,000 Singaporean laborers that died building it. If a hotel is FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS a night, I better be getting my room on time.
  3. Do not get a hotel in a terrible location. Never, ever get a hotel that is a 10 minute walk from the subway. OUTSIDE. 3-5 minutes is sufficient. 1-2 minutes is ideal. But 10 minutes?! Unacceptable. I could find a hotel half the price that’s 5 times closer to the subway. WHY WOULD PEOPLE PAY $500 A NIGHT FOR THIS HOTEL?! THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME. That brings me to the next point…
  4. Do not get a hotel that is infuriatingly expensive. #2 and #3 would have been less MADDENING if the hotel was a more reasonable price.
  5. Do not get a hotel in food siberia. The only choice was the hotel mall’s food court. Overpriced…and my last breakfast there gave me indigestion for the next half of the trip. Imagine feeling like you’re about to burp something up…for 20 hours. Good thing I had pepto. Hooray!
  6. Do not order drinks from incompetent people. At the food court, the server got my order wrong. Her only response: “Oh…Sorry! Heehee!” Verdict: Yes, Singaporean service is stupider than your pet rock.
  7. Do not let a non-foodie to pick places to eat. If I’m going to travel halfway across the world (for your wedding reception, nonetheless…) I better be devouring 20 tons of DELICIOUS food instead picking at tasteless food that gives people food poisoning in the form of fevers and butt explosions.
  8. Do not travel with 14 people. Everyone has their own priorities… and it is impossible for 14 people to leave on time for anything, ever. We went to breakfast in the hotel mall food court and half the people left stuff in their room. Guess how long we waited for them? An HOUR. I don’t know how that was even possible.
  9. Do not go to Singapore.Why? Because Hong Kong is superior.
    — Hong Kong is cheaper. Singapore prices are on par with the US, or even higher. BOO.
    — I can find better, cheaper, more authentic food in Hong Kong.
    — You can get around with English just fine in Hong Kong, too.
    — Hong Kong’s subway is one of the cleanest, most efficient systems in the world.
    — Hong Kong loves their a/c. Singapore hates a/c. WHY?
    — You can spend the whole day in Hong Kong without stepping outside. (Hello, shiny malls!) WIN.
  10. Do not go outside. Singapore is humid, which means if you are outside for more than one second, you will drown in a pool of your own sweat. True story. DO NOT go on a rain forest hike (skipped out on that one, thankfully), or spend five hours at the zoo, or walk around the smelly streets of little India. Instead, stay in your terribly managed, air-conditioned hotel room and swim in the infinity pool or laze in the hot tub. The end.
Congratulations Singapore. You just broke the 10 commandments of traveling while killing 10 baby kittens. :(

Source: flickr.com

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  • 10 months ago
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So…this was a few weeks ago, but whatever. :) 6/10 weekend: Etsy craft meetup party on Friday night. There were a lot of crafty people there. I was not one of them…but I did take advantage of the free screen-printing. They had set it up in a trailer (courtesy of the wonder craft) and had a lot of cool vintage-y prints, like an old camera (my pick), a gun, a mexican skull…

I screenprinted a handkerchief because I was too cheap to buy a tote bag. Helen screenprinted her apron and it turned out perfectly. The yellow/lime paint looks almost metallic on the red. Upstairs, there was a button maker machine that I got happy with, making this cute little bird button that now lives on my tote bag. We also made produce bags, which took FOREVER. That’s okay though, because there were delicious cupcakes.

On Saturday, Helen, Sandy, and I went to open house at Le Cordon Bleu (the culinary school of Austin) and it was delicious. There were four workshops, an hour each…and we went to all of them. The time just passed so quickly. It was like watching a live cooking show.

The first workshop was on pulled pork. The teacher did an excellent job about explaining the technique, emphasizing cooking using low heat over a long period of time. It was pretty funny when he started pulling apart the pork - everyone let out a collective moan (in the style of homer simpson) because it pretty much melted apart in his hands. At the end, they gave out samples. Funnily enough, my favorite part was the sweet bun. Mmm.

In the second workshop, they talked about brisket. They emphasized how you don’t need expensive cooking gear to make food that tastes good, citing an example from a BBQ contest. The winner only had a grill, but he beat everyone else with their crazy smokers by feeding the fire with wood chips all night and cooking with slow, low heat.

Both of the above workshops talked about having balance in your flavors. Sometimes people go overboard with spicy sauces, so “spicy” ends up being the only flavor you taste. Having equal parts sweet, salty, sour, and bitter will keep your taste buds engaged and makes a better dish. It’s important to remember that “it takes zero skill to make a dish spicy,” and at exam time, they actually have to remove all pepper ingredients from the kitchen to prevent everyone from dumping pepper all over their dishes to add flavor.

They also talked about making sides and served us beans cooked in beer with some cilantro, which tasted surprisingly good despite the fact that I don’t like beans. Then, they made sausage… which was pretty funny. I’m sure you can imagine why ;) I think Helen and I were the first ones to snicker though, which is a little embarrassing for us…:)

The last real BBQ workshop was on Asian BBQ. It was a full-fledged demo, where the chef actually prepared the food in front of us. He poured samples of Asian sauces and passed them around the audience to emphasize tasting your ingredients in order to understand how flavors combine. I love Asian sauces…they’re nice and sweet. I was surprised that some BBQ sauces actually use fruits like apples or pears as a base…you’d never be able to tell. The chicken and Asian slaw turned out awesome, of course. :)

Dessert was a lemon tart and mocha ice cream sandwiches. Yay!

  • 11 months ago
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Pei: Is that a cheesecake?
Helen: It’s a japanese cheesecake. If a cheesecake and a sponge cake got it on and had a baby, this would be it.
Pei: That baby looks delicious. If all babies looked like that, I would eat them.

  • 11 months ago
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Bank of America, I hate you.

Stupid. My debit card number got stolen, so they had to send me a new one. I asked them to send it to my college address instead of my home address, but they sent it to my home address anyways. I kept on waiting for the card to come in the mail…but after 2 weeks, it still hadn’t come. Then my mom tells me my debit card arrived in the mail at home.

Today, I spent an hour on the phone getting transferred and retransferred to different numbers because I couldn’t find the number to activate my debit card. Now it’s activated, but I don’t know the debit card pin number (the envelope my debit card came in is probably buried under a pile of paper at home)…BAH.

Then, I tried enrolling my credit cards in the cash back program, but it kept on asking for my debit card number and pin in order to register. UGHHHHH-HHHHHHH-HHHHHHHHHHH-HHHHHHHHHHHH-HHHHHHHHHHHH-HHHHHHHHHHHH-HHHHHHH

ENDLESS LOOP OF STUPIDITY.

  • 11 months ago
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BUUUUURP. …hee hee hee hee…hehe.
Helen Fu
  • 11 months ago
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